Wednesday, May 13, 2009

im a pathological liar.

So i know i said i would update more often than shannan. Well, it turns out that it was a lie. So im so sorry to disappoint, however..i am updating now. I have also noticed that i always seem to update around midnight. Coincidence? I think not. 

Kelli--you know how you are always saying im never in school and blah blah blah. Well, these past six weeks, I cant say i've proved you wrong. I have come to find out that I have either missed at least one day or left early at some point in time during the week faithfully these past six weeks. This week is no exception. I refused to go to school yesterday, because it was pointless and a waste of my time. Today, I went in and took my ap test and walked out. There was no way anyone was going to make me stay in that wretched place any longer. When i arrived home my mother asked me if i was leaving early again tomorrow. I said i wasnt planning on it, but if she was willing..and then of course, she was no longer willing. Now, i am lying in my bed thinking about how much i am dreading going to school for an ENTIRE day tomorrow.

However, my mother, the queen of motivation, has given me some incentive. Today I was informed that there are goldfish that glow in the dark. Now, as if that wasn't cool enough, they come in neon colors such as hot pink and hot orange. Guess which one i want. Yeah. So I freaked out upon receiving this information and quickly begged my mother to let me go buy one "with my own money" like i was a five-year-old (which my doctor yesterday informed me that i am just like his six-year-old so.. apparently its appropriate). The response i received, and this is a direct quote, "You can get one. But ONLY if you go to school everyday all day for the rest of the year." Now this might actually sound like a punishment; however, i have 4 more full days of school left. 4. And i can't even remember the last time I went to school for that long for that many days in a row. I dont think I am going to be able to make it. 

So.. if i can sit through 4 pointless, worthless days at a school that is a complete and total waste of my precious time that could be spent doing much better things like watching veronica mars or playing spider solitare, then this summer i will be the proud mother of a brand new fish (:


  1. I am laughing so hard right now! i love your guts. You're high school days sound so much like my high school days. Its fantastic. And glow in the dark fish? Seriously? Where did mom find these? Are they like genetically engineered or something? That's creepy. Stick in there! I wanna see these so-called amazing goldfish!

  2. oh sweet bubba j. how i love you. those four days are going to be even hard because i am going to be there for the last few!!! i'll see if i can work my magic and help you out next week. love you!

  3. I'm so glad that my suspicions have been validated! :) And I'm pretty sure we got rid of the fish tank, so where are these glow in the dark fishies going to live? Btw, aren't you a junior? You can't have senioritis yet!

  4. oh i can DEFINATELY have senioritis. but they now make little fish bowls with filters in them! so cool! i've thought these things through.. and im pretty sure they're natural shan, but what do i care haha.

    oh and guess what? i've already gotten out of going tomorrow morning (: