Sunday, February 22, 2009

I gave in..

I decided that since I only read my sisters blogs and no one else my age has a blog, I will create a blog for my sisters. The main purpose of this completely pointless website is of course to waste time, but it is also to share the funny things that happen in my life. Because we all know I forget about a day later and since I maybe speak with my sisters once a week, this way you can all enjoy the humourous, often times stupid, things I do. Now this will not be a "Kristan" blog where I update three times a day and "spice up" what is actually happening in my life so my friends think im clever and witty and want to be me. Nor will it be a "Shannan" blog where I only update every six weeks, because lets be honest, I love wasting time. It will be a blog that only informs you of things that made me die laughing, so hopefully they will make you laugh as well. If they dont, then Im sorry for not being the "funniest blogger in the history of bloggers" and stop reading. Now to begin. I will share with you my Friday night.

As I was walking through the mall, I was texting. Its a shock to us all I know. This indian, no not native american but actually probably from india, man who is probably in his early 30s and working at one of those cell phone booths, stops me in my tracks and asks me if I would like to update my phone. Naturally, I stop. He starts telling me how I have beautiful eyes and that my "son", aka brenner (who is the backround on my phone), is very cute. I proceed to tell him he is my cousin, and the man asks me what if I work or if I am a student. I tell him Im a student but I am actually trying to make a movie with my friend so I need to get going. He inquires of me whether I will actually be in the movie, because I have such a symmetric face that I really should be. I blush, and laugh it off only to continue to tell him that he will see me in a movie one day. Next thing I know he says, and I quote, "You should take me out to dinner sometime." I think..uh old, ugly, creeper with poofy hair and a gray snaggle tooth. Because I am hesitant he says, "I mean I should take you out to dinner sometime. Tonight maybe?" At this point I am thinking, how on earth does this man not know I am 17? And didn't I just tell him that I was in a rush trying to go see a movie with a friend? Well the only words I could get to come out of my mouth were "Haha, uh..I think that's illegal." And I turn and walk away. 

Possibly 3 hours later, Amy and I have decided to skip the movie and redbox one instead. The only redbox around is by Walmart and naturally we cannot just go to the redbox, we must walk around the entire store. Well, we stop in the actual movie section and notice the 5 dollar movie bin. Now, normally this been is filled with terrible movies, such as AirBud 329, When the Cat Jumped in the Pantry, and Gay and gayer, that are not even worth $5; however, this weekend it was full of jackpot movies, such as How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days, School of Rock, and When Harry Met Sally. Well Amy and I are so excited about this find that we begin to really look through this bin. We proceed to get down on all fours and crawl around the bin. Amy finds one she wants that happens to be in the middle of the stack, and so in an effort to get it for her, we get up and begin digging. (Picture a dog.) We have movies stacked on movies shoved underneath our arms and up to our chests that we are just so excited about finding. Suddenly I realize what we must look like. Drop all the movies back into the bin and start laughing so hard im crying.  Amy realizes as well and falls to the ground with laughter. Needless to say, we were a little ashamed of ourselves and walked out of the store with nothing..not even the redbox movie we went in for. 

And finally, you think you're life sucks. Please enjoy the miserable stories of those around you to make you feel better about the things that happen to you. (Please remember that anyone can post on this site so there are quite a few people that need a reality check on what actually sucks, but for the most part, you will get a kick out of other peoples pain, no pun intended.) 


  1. 1. dying of laugher
    2. how rude!!! i do not spice up my life . . . my life is just that exciting
    3. love that you are so open about your love of wasting time :)
    4. "Haha, uh..I think that's illegal." is really all you could think of! that is why i love you
    5. the visual picture of you crawling on all fours in the DVD bin is just classic!
    6. now that you are a full fledged blogger you must start bringing your camera around with you and taking pictures of your blog worthy events :)
    7. love
    8. love you
    9. love that i can read your blog now
    10. welcome to the club
    11. kelli it's your turn . . . you can do it!

  2. omfg! i love you. no, no, no. i lava you. you rock my world. i cannot even begin to explain how incredibly excited i am that you have joined the blogging world. i must inform you, that melanie is stoked as well, and will also be reading your blog. you are just so popular. and fracking hysterical. i miss you. i'm so happy to be able to keep up on your ridiculously funny life. i love you. the end.

  3. oh p.s. how come i dont understand "flitching thaba"?

  4. so glad you have joined in on the blogging for the sake of the sisters fun. you are out of control. what is with you getting asked out by old creepy men? i am confident this blog will provide me with hours of entertainment and i am looking forward to reading it. love you.

  5. im glad you all enjoyed it, because i was seriously getting a kick out of myself while writing it. and im glad you all only love me because i now have a blog. ahah, and caisa you dont get flitching thaba because its between me amy and lauren. i could not think of anything else. and kristan, me and amy have decided that pictures are for "moment makers" and we make our own hysterical moments that would not occur if a camera was around. love you all (: and see you all shortly.

  6. Am I allowed to read this thing?????? UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE!!!!!