Wednesday, May 13, 2009

im a pathological liar.

So i know i said i would update more often than shannan. Well, it turns out that it was a lie. So im so sorry to disappoint, however..i am updating now. I have also noticed that i always seem to update around midnight. Coincidence? I think not. 

Kelli--you know how you are always saying im never in school and blah blah blah. Well, these past six weeks, I cant say i've proved you wrong. I have come to find out that I have either missed at least one day or left early at some point in time during the week faithfully these past six weeks. This week is no exception. I refused to go to school yesterday, because it was pointless and a waste of my time. Today, I went in and took my ap test and walked out. There was no way anyone was going to make me stay in that wretched place any longer. When i arrived home my mother asked me if i was leaving early again tomorrow. I said i wasnt planning on it, but if she was willing..and then of course, she was no longer willing. Now, i am lying in my bed thinking about how much i am dreading going to school for an ENTIRE day tomorrow.

However, my mother, the queen of motivation, has given me some incentive. Today I was informed that there are goldfish that glow in the dark. Now, as if that wasn't cool enough, they come in neon colors such as hot pink and hot orange. Guess which one i want. Yeah. So I freaked out upon receiving this information and quickly begged my mother to let me go buy one "with my own money" like i was a five-year-old (which my doctor yesterday informed me that i am just like his six-year-old so.. apparently its appropriate). The response i received, and this is a direct quote, "You can get one. But ONLY if you go to school everyday all day for the rest of the year." Now this might actually sound like a punishment; however, i have 4 more full days of school left. 4. And i can't even remember the last time I went to school for that long for that many days in a row. I dont think I am going to be able to make it. 

So.. if i can sit through 4 pointless, worthless days at a school that is a complete and total waste of my precious time that could be spent doing much better things like watching veronica mars or playing spider solitare, then this summer i will be the proud mother of a brand new fish (: