Saturday, September 5, 2009


As i am crawling into bed i realized what i had eaten today. I thought about middle school health class when you have to bring in a list of everything you ate for three days and then chart it on the food pyramid and how well..i wouldve completely failed today had that been my assignment. Then i thought it would make for a funny blog, so here you have it.

breakfast- icee pops and a quadrulple stuffed oreo.

lunch- great american cookie

dinner- chips and queso

dessert- chocolate covered cinnamon bears

There you have it my friends. The secret to my success. If I could imagine a perfect world..this would be what i would eat every single day. maybe if everyone ate this way the world would be a happier, more peaceful place. Sound advice straight from the mouth of Samantha Brooks. Take it to heart.


  1. And this is not an unusual day!!! I can't wait . . . can't wait for this to catch up to you :)

  2. I've got to do a study on the relationship between eating oreos and having big perfect boobs. There's got to be a correlation. You're a slut.

  3. hahah..i think there has to be one. but you see you eat a lot of oreos too, so i dunno? maybe its the quadrulple stuffed trick? (: